Jour de Farce #2

Not quite as ridiculous as last Saturday, but strap in, here we go!

Kerbey Lane Eggs Francisco
  english muffin, scrambled eggs, avocado, tomato, bacon, QUESO
Blueberry Pancakes
Coffee
Grapefruit Juice
Six pack of Snack Size TWIX
Lasagna
Bruschetta
Ciabbata
Green Salad
Doritos
Coke
Cheeseburger with Pork Added
Pork Taco
German Potato Salad (recipe to follow)
Lone Star
Red Bull Zero
Cinnamon Sugar Cookies
Glass of Milk

I came in right at 5,200 calories. Not quite as junky as last week, but I still feel it was and impressive showing. Don't forget to check out the Twitter feed for tantalizing diet pics and ridiculous Saturday stuff @LonghornLukeTX. It's back to business tomorrow.

As promised, my German Potato Salad recipe (15-20 servings):

5# red potatoes, boiled, chilled, larger diced
1/2 bunch celery, small chop
1/2 red onion, small dice
1.5# bacon, cut to lardons, rendered crispy, fat reserved
1 bunch flat Italian parsley, chopped

Dressing:
4 cloves garlic, minced
1/2 cup sherry vinaigrette
1/2 cup reserved bacon fat, room temp, not solid OR hot
1 cup extra virgin olive oil
salt and pepper to taste



Put dressing ingredients in a mason jar and shake it until emulsified. Pour over the rest of the ingredients. Add salt and pepper to the whole salad to taste. Do yourself a favor and make it the day before the event. It's even better the next day!